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BA DUM TSSSSAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18172403138121023392noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27384089451424285.post-1758173038778066432013-05-06T07:18:00.002-07:002013-06-03T04:15:43.408-07:00<h2>
<span style="font-family: Helvetica Neue, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Como se dice en chino:<br />Embarazada: tá hinchá<br />Hombre muy alto: Chin-fin<br />Huérfano: chinchupal<span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">e chinchumale</span></span><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 17px;">Minifalda: Cachi chele ve</span></span></span></h2>
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 16px;">Si un homicidio es matar a un hombre; ¿un suicidio es matar a un suizo</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18172403138121023392noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27384089451424285.post-45125619088589362942013-04-11T12:36:00.003-07:002013-04-11T12:36:35.288-07:00<span style="font-size: x-large;">como se llama bigote en italiano?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-large;">trampolino di moco</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Que es la hipotenusa? </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">como se llaman gayumbos en la republica escandinava?</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: large;">La leyenda de Sant Jordi cuenta que había un dragón monstruoso, con largas uñas y aliento de fuego. Este dragón atemorizaba a los vecinos de <b>Montblanc</b>.<br />Hacía huir al pueblo,mataba a la gente con su aliento y se tragaba vivas a las personas.</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: large;">Un desafortunado día, le tocó a la hija del rey, y él, entre lágrimas dijo: -<b>Perdonad a mi hija y, a cambio, os daré todo mi oro, mi argento y la mitad de mi reinado, pero os los pido por favor, dejad a mi hija.</b><br />El pueblo le negó, y el rey pidió ocho días para llorar a su hija. Llegado el día, el rey la vistió y la dejó delante de la cueva,cerca del dragón.</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: large;">Pero de repente, cuando el dragón ya abría su gran boca para comerse de un mordisco a la princesa, apareció, cabalgando sobre un caballo blanco y con su lanza y su escudo dorado el caballero Sant Jordi, para salvar a la princesa de las garras de aquel enorme dragón.<br />Aquel caballero alzó su larga lanza y de un golpe, el dragón cayó desplomado al suelo, con la lanza clavada en el centro del corazón.</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: large;">De repente, de la sangre del dragón que le brotaba cuerpo abajo salió <b>un rosal,</b> con unas rosas que brillaban con el esplendor del sol, y de repente, el caballero Sant Jordi cogió una, la más bonita de todas, se dirigió a la princesa y se la dió en señal de amor.</span></span>
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¿Por qué nos da por ir a la nevera cada cuarto de hora, si siempre hay lo mismo? </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Tempus Sans ITC;">Hay tres tipos de personas: los que saben contar y los que no. </span></b></span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Tempus Sans ITC;">Recuerda siempre que eres único... Exactamente igual que todos los demás. </span></b></span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Tempus Sans ITC;">Voy a escribir algo profundo... Subsuelo. </span></b></span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Tempus Sans ITC;">Hay estudiantes a los que les apena ir al hipódromo y ver que hasta los caballos logran terminar su carrera.</span></b></span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Tempus Sans ITC; font-size: medium;">¿Por qué temblara la gelatina? ¿Será que sabe lo que le espera? </span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Tempus Sans ITC; font-size: medium;">Matusalén murió por la ley de la grave-edad. </span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Tempus Sans ITC; font-size: medium;">Seamos realistas. Busquemos lo imposible. </span></b><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18172403138121023392noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27384089451424285.post-37123520667507983962013-04-09T07:23:00.004-07:002013-04-09T07:24:56.623-07:00HALVV<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 17px;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">- La abuela sufrió un infarto y le revisaron el </span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-large; line-height: 17px;">corazón </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">Hola muñeca!<br />Hola tobillo!<br /><br />¿Por que el arbitro va tan lento?<br />-Porque lleva lentillas!!<br /><br />El gorro es funda-mental.</span></h2>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">Son tres y con Harrison Ford.</span><br />
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